If you ask me, a king size bed is just right for a dog my size. What? Really? Aren't you kind of small, compared to a king size bed? No, I'm not too small, and yes, it is perfect for me. You see I measure approximately 15" from nose to the good ol' pooper zone. … Continue reading How a king-size bed is a perfect size for a dog
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The important things in a cat’s life
In my opinion, Dessy, aka the largest one of the furry members of the family, I've found 3-4 things around here that are particularly important when it comes to living the life of luxury as a cat. My life revolves around food, first, and foremost. As I've mentioned before, I'm a large-sized cat and I… Continue reading The important things in a cat’s life
How to embrace your oddness on Monday
My brain is fleeting with so many thoughts now that I slept well for two nights in a row, I can't stop my imagination from exploding with unorganized ideas. The only drawback in getting a new mattress is now I don't want to get out of bed in the morning. If you're going to do… Continue reading How to embrace your oddness on Monday
Wait for it – the meat and mattress meet
When you spend years with a mattress, you leave behind an astral counterpart of yourself imprinted for the future to see. GROSS When you think about it that way, "No shit that's gross." I feel for the delivery guys who bring in the new and take out the old. GROSS What's worse? All of us… Continue reading Wait for it – the meat and mattress meet
A Big Move
I long to sneak a peek through a writing room door. To watch a famous writer write. That would be a sight. Like a mouse in the corner, I'd scramble. Taking notes on a tiny yellow notepad. Ideas surely would fly. Tossed away like crumbs. Nuggets thought as no good, I would reuse. Writers write despite little… Continue reading A Big Move
How to spend thousands on your staycation
I can just hear my co-workers now...How was your trip? Did you have a great vacation? I bet it was fun to be away from emails and work? You look so refreshed? Do tell, what did you do? Oh, I had a great time - I read books, dined at restaurants, upgraded my phone, laid… Continue reading How to spend thousands on your staycation